disneyfeverdaily:

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Go on and kiss the girl.

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felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

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jessepinkthem:

this video is putting me in a daze i swear

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utopians:

utopians:

was walking around downtown for a job interview and saw a young couple holding hands and then when exiting the job interview I saw a strikingly similar looking middle-aged/older couple walking around holding hands… intriguing

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banger after banger in the replies

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political-faggotry:

cipheramnesia:

steviecopeland:

Friendly reminder that calling Zuckerburg a lizard or alien is antisemitic and echoes New World Order propaganda about Jews. Zuckerberg is an ethnic Jew, and insinuating that he’s something inhuman only contributes to the current resurgence of neo-Nazi views

Let me help some of y'all with reading comprehension:

“[C]alling [any Jewish person] a lizard or alien [or not human] is antisemitic and echoes New World Order propaganda about Jews… [and] …contributes to the current resurgence of neo-Nazi views.”

It’s not about one guy. It’s about being made aware that using neo-nazi dogwhistles about a Jewish person makes the world a more comfortable place for nazis to fuckin murder the rest of us.

It’s okay if you didn’t know, it’s not your fault, dogwhistles are that way on purpose, to slip by unknowingly. Just knock it off and try not to spread it around yes? Okay.

Since the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor and it shows in the replies, I thought I would clarify this post even more for some of y'all out there.

The whole “lizard people shadow government” thing is an antisemitic dogwhistle. The point of dogwhistles is that you’re not using them with ill intent, but they still indicate the spread of neo nazi views and propaganda.

Saying “I’m doing it because he’s not a bad person, not because he’s Jewish” is not an excuse. This post wasn’t calling you an antisemite for unknowingly spreading this propaganda, as that’s literally what a dogwhistle is meant to do. Literally just stop doing this, it’s not that hard lmao.

It disturbs me, as a non-Jew myself, how many of us are trying to be defensive in the replies, when pretty much every Jewish person I’ve seen talk about this issue agrees that it’s wrong to apply antisemitic rhetoric to someone even though he is a bad person.

By calling a bad person an antisemitic dogwhistle, you show through your actions that you think Jewish people need to earn the right to be treated as human beings. Think of how bigots will often show their true colors by misgendering a trans person who also happens to be an awful piece of shit human being.

“But I can’t think of other insults to use!!!” it’s not Jewish people’s responsibility to think of jokes and insults for you, and also, that’s not an excuse to keep doing this bad thing.

Just stop spreading this rhetoric and move the fuck on.

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viewtiful-kim:

wierdrocks:

killerkitty707:

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

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theinheriteddutchess:

assassinregrets:

vamprisms:

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy’s chest to be born. like um sorry i’ve not been alive before i didn’t even know that’s not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

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This made me laugh so hard!

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xochihuacoyotl:

filthy-rat:

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summer lovers DNI

i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it let me bE COLD, I CAN PUT ON A COZY CARDIGAN PLEASE

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internetwesley:

confetti-vampire:

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tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

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storms-and-illness:

awbrainno:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

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i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

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shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

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100493503004422:

100493503004422:

ok. I’m in the world. now what am I supposed to do

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different schools of thought I suppose

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